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Santa Banta SMS
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Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi
farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha
ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."
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Santa: Yaar Banta tere ghar me'LATRIN' bani hai kya?
Banta: Ha bani hai.Aur tere ghar me.
Santa:Nahi yaar mere ghar to DAAL CHAAVAL bane hain
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Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, apple saath laya hoon.
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Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.
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Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped - paudhe thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudhon ko pani dal.
Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai.
Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.
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Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai.
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Santa subah Tatti gaya..
Bahut der tak nahi aayi
Usne fir try kiya par nahi aayi
Santa bola are aa q nahi rahi hai !
Mai kaun sa tujhe kha jaunga.
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Santa ko party ka invitation mila
jisme likha tha "PINK TIE ONLY"
Santa party me gaya to surprise ho gya Usne dekha logo ne PANT-SHIRT BHI PEHNE the.
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Teacher- tum bade ho kr kya karoge?
Santa- shaadi.
teacher- nahi, mera matlab h ki tum bade hokar kya banoge.
Santa- "PAPA"
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Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai
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Pappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb.
Santa asked him: What are you doing?
Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.
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